Body Pillows

This review is from: Moshi Girlfriend Pillow – NEW

If you are a lonely man who craves the closeness of the female form, think only the torso and right arm of a woman is sexy or just want a pillow with breasts, then this is the product for you.

PROS:
1) It’s pink so I know it must be feminine.
2) No nagging.
3) Always ready for bed, is the perfect size to snuggle up to and my face aligns in just the right spot.
4) It has boobies (see #3).
5) The arm wraps comfortingly around my back, letting me know that all is right with the world.
6) The yellow glove-like hand assures me that it will be doing chores while I’m at work.
7) Smells faintly of lavender.

CONS:
1) It is missing some body parts I would have liked to have included.
2) If you are into breasts larger or smaller than a C-cup, you’re out of luck.
3) The X across the breasts is a good targeting indicator, but not very natural.
4) Breast shapes could be softer, or perhaps gel filled.
5) I get fuzz on my tongue when suckling.
6) Sometimes I think the arm is trying to choke me – but I may just be dreaming that.

Overall, I find the Moshi Girlfriend pillow to be an excellent ROI (though they do get you on shipping). With that many cons, it may seem like I should rate it lower, but at this price point I really can’t complain. I can’t vouch for it personally, but if you are a lady, or are a fella who’s persuasions run the other way, you might want to check out the Boyfriend Body Pillow. Do-It-Yourselfers may want to look into the Leachco Total Body Pillow, the Giant Stress Boob Stress Ball(2) and Gloveables Gloves – Yellow.

Thank you Deluxe Comfort and sweet dreams!

This review is from: Moshi Girlfriend Pillow – NEW

First she comes up to me and pretends to be friendly and comforting. “Lean on my shoulder” she says and so I do. I kind of felt sorry for her being so pink and square and having that sorry, downward pointing yellow hand (like she was making the “I am comming to a stop” hand signal they teach you in driver’s ed). Not to mention those weird tiny pointed breasts with the X’s on them…..what’s up with them? Next thing I know I am telling her all my secrets and problems and dressing her up in my favorite t-shirts. She was so odd looking I didn’t think twice about introducing her to my husband. Well sorry to say, I came home early from book club one night and there was the little hussy in bed with her arm around him! Well, I beat the stuffing out of her and he’s spending the next month sleeping on the couch! Some girlfriend, huh?

This review is from: Moshi Girlfriend Pillow – NEW

We bought a couple of these for two of our best friends for Christmas…its sad how much they love them! But the gifts seriously went over very well!